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改变你人生观念的几则小故事

1、女浴室起火,里面人乱作一团,赤身往外跑,只见大街上白花花一大群,一老者大喊“快捂住”,众裸女突然醒悟,但身上要紧部位有三处,手忙脚乱捂不过来,不知所措。这时老者又大喊:“捂脸就行,下面都一样!”   【此事的重要启示:在特殊情况下抓工作不可能面面俱到,要抓住重点。】

2、,男子去提亲,女方家长:请自我介绍。   A说:我有一千万;   B说:我有一栋豪宅,价值两千万;   家长很满意。就问C,你家有什么?   C答:我什么都没有,只有一个孩子,在你女儿肚子里。   AB无语,走了。   【此事的重要启示:核心竞争力不是钱和房子,是在关键的岗位有自已的人。】

3、一伙劫匪在抢劫银行时说了一句至理名言:”通通不许动,钱是国家的,命是自己的!大家都一声不吭躺倒。劫匪望了一眼躺在桌上四肢朝天的出纳小姐,说:”请你躺文明些!这是抢劫,又不是XX!劫匪回去后,其中一个新来的硕士劫匪说,老大,我们赶快数一下抢了多少,那老劫匪(小学文化)说,你傻啊?这么多,你要数到什么时候啊?今天晚上看新闻不就知道了吗。这就叫工作经验,这年头工作经验比学历更重要   呵呵,这个故事还有续集的:   劫匪走后,行长说,赶紧报案!主任刚要走,行长急忙说:“   等等!把我们上次私自挪用的那五百万也加上去!”主任说:“要是劫匪每个月都来抢一回就好了”。   —-这就叫工作经验,这年头工作经验比学历更重要   结果,第二天新闻联播报道银行被抢了一亿,劫匪数来数去只有两千万。   老大骂道:“妈的,老子拼了一条命才抢了两千万,银行行长动动手指头就赚了八千万,看来这年头还是要读书啊!

4、某日,女秘书神色凝重地说:王总,我怀孕了。 王继续低头看文件,然后淡淡一笑:我早结扎了。 女秘书楞了一会媚笑道:我和您开玩笑呢! 王抬起头看了她一眼,喝了口茶说:我也是。   【此事的重要启示:在江湖上混的人,遇事不要慌,先让子弹飞一会。】   

5、父亲在洗车, 儿子拿起小石头在车门上划起来.   父亲见此大怒, 拿起扳手就打了下去,   后来儿子被送到医院, 证实手指骨折.   面对父亲, 儿子轻声说道: 爸爸, 手指会好的, 不要担心了.   父亲内心无比自责. 一怒之下,   冲回去要把自己的汽车给砸了. 他看见儿子划的痕迹:   爸爸, 我爱你.   【 有些事是否在看清之后再做决定更好呢 】


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