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文章来源：小灰博客| 时间：2012-10-18 09:37:40| 作者：Leo　| 0 条评论

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1、同事的女友是程序员，有天女友突然问他：“你是我对象么？”同事诧异，心疼的把她紧紧搂在怀里，说：“没事吧？我当然是你对象。”他女友嫣然一笑：“那好，过来，接下来我要将你实例化成一工具，再调用一下In/out方法，没意见吧？”……

2、公交车的压缩算法果然是最牛逼的，明明前一站已经上不来人了，到了下站没人下车依然还能挤上两位。


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